Introduction
Those funny signs are a never ending source of fun! There is A LOT of them on flickr. If you search for “funny sign”, there will be 46k results! You could browse that for days and days!
So anyway, I looked at the 50 first pages of the “funny sign” search results, ordered by “most interesting”. There is 20 pictures per pages of search result, so that means that I saw 1000 pictures and from that I took the best and funniest one!
Don’t hesitate to post your own caption or comments for the signs in the comment section at the end of the post!
P.S. The numbers beside the pictures aren’t a position, it’s only to identify them if you want to comment on a particular one!
Enjoy!
#1 The Green Bunny
If your bunny is that tall, he can’t enter here!
OR
Do not super glue your bunny to your hand!
#2 Cats Aren’t Scared Easily
Either A, the cats are arrogant and are really not scared of the dog (or maybe the dog is just a chihuahua)
Or B, those cats can’t read!
#3 The Seagull
OK, this one can’t say that it can’t read, it’s a symbol on the sign! Conclusion : it’s a really arrogant seagull!
#4 The Goat
What’s wrong with the animals now? Always trying to break the rules! This one looks particularly arrogant, isn’t it? It’s probably another goat that read that article!
#5 What Did the Pirates Do To Shrek?!
According to urbandictionary.com, the pirates did a really bad thing to Shrek and left him pregnant!
#6 Danger!
Now that’s a wise advice! This sign should be really effective!
#7 The Prisoners are Bad People
- Honey, I told you not to pick him up!!
#8 Great Translation!
Mmmm… I have the vague impression that something got lost there!!
#9 No Frolicking
No frolicking in water!? Hummmm….
#10 Dr. Obvious
Thanks for telling me, Dr. Obvious!
#11 Do It At Home
If we can’t read porn and drink beer in the subway anymore, while wearing baggy pants, what can we do??
#12 The Police
You can never trust the police!
#13 Really Great Park!
Yeah, this park is a lot of fun, you can breath in it because it’s not forbidden! At that point, just display the signs of what we CAN do. And what is a park without taxis, tubas and people with guns anyway?
#14 The Gap
Stop everything you were doing! Bend down a little, and stare at the gap for 10 minutes!
#15 God’s Sign
Finally, I saw a sign from God!!
#16 Urinate Help
Sign pointing the “good” way to pee. Maybe it has something to do with the direction of the wind.
#17 Weird Toilet
Throwing turtles in the toilets WON’T allow you to fly like superman!
#18 Pigeons
Pigeons, you are not welcome here, so stay away!
#19 Flying Mom
People can float at sunset there!
#20 Hacked Sign
Ninjas are cool and hacked signs too!
#21 Crocodile Food
Cruel (but ingenious) way to feed the crocodiles!
#22 No Jiggling
Please do not jiggle on the ground!
OR
No break dancing!
#23 Ninjas
Watch out, ninjas will steal your boxes and throw ninja stars at you (right from their a**)
#24 Poor Children
Watch out for slow children!
#25 Backward
Moonwalk this way please!
#26 THE Cigarette
Stop smoking extra giant cigarettes!
#27 Gandalf
Gandalf is back and this time, you shall not pass! And he really means it!
#28 Another Hacked Sign
Oh I hum… I didn’t know that I had to pay something! Seriously!
#29 Watch Out !
Please watch out for the “jazzy hands”!
#30 What Should I Do ?
I wonder if they already asked themselves why nobody used that entry?
#31 Honesty
That’s what you call honesty!
#32 Choose
OK, I need to paint my apartment so I’ll choose the pregnant girl and the guy with his child!
#33 You’ll make it
Thanks for remembering me!
#34 Stop here but don’t stop
Stop here, but NEVER stop! OK!?
#35 Stop here but don’t stop (again)
It looks like confusing people is popular! I can imagine the guys that made those signs, hiding in bushes, laughing at people!
#36 No Boxes
Do not play dungeon and dragon with exploding dice!
#37 Really Weird Sign
Do not run in the train with your eyes closed?
#38 Sprinkler
Free armpit washer! Keep your camera with you though.
© Copyright notice : All of the pictures presented here are © by their owner and were used here with their consent. Please read the license of each pictures carefully before using them.
Also, I’d like to thank all of the flickr members who gave me the permission to display their pictures. Thanks a lot!
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September 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
lol…These are all hilarious! I especially like the “Pirates Knocked Up Shrek” one.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I found the God one to be particularly funny. Nice job gathering these up!
September 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 22 means “no epilepsy.”
September 27th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
@AdjustantReflex : Yea, I wonder if it’s real or not
@John : Thanks. It was a tough job, I had to “flickrmail” every author, each of those pics are ©. But they almost all accepted quite fast.
@MF : Yes, is some kind of strobe light risk. It was at the Kennedy Space Center.
September 27th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Nice collection! Although ‘#3 The Seagull’ is fake, for anyone who hasn’t realised
September 27th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
@Witness_1 : Yes, I saw that the shadow has the same shape as the seagull… Photoshoped or not, it’s still funny
September 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Fake or not, these are great. Pirates Knocked Up Shrek is the best!
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 am
I forgot to mention - The “Pirates Knocked Up SHrek” one is also quite funny. I wonder if the staff noticed that or they did it on purpose. If they did it on purpose, I’m glad there’s still some humor left in this world.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
@John Or maybe the picture was photoshoped, but I don’t think it was… seriously, those movies were out at the same time, so I think it’s legit! And I’ve seen some funny signs like that in the past too. Like a restaurant called eggs express, but their wasn’t any space so it made eggsexpress… eat eggs, get the news and have sex while you eat your breakfast. Hey my post can be in the contest! Great! Wait a minute, it’s MY contest. D’OH!
October 5th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Thx for including me Mr. M!
You have a great blog (I’ve ‘laterloop’ed it for later. I’ll come back and look through the archives).
I’ve also followed you on Twitter.
Oh, and these signs are fantastically priceless!
Thx again!
October 16th, 2008 at 8:58 am
OMG, i laughed all the way through. my tummy hurts. oh
grteat fun